**POLICE INCIDENT REPORT 122-78C**
It had been a quiet, nondescript evening. No arrests, no incidents. Nothing has really been shaking tonight.
That all might be about to change. We received a call from a neighbor regarding a noise complaint in a neighborhood about 10 miles from here. Looks like there's gonna be some action tonight.
It should be expected. During this time of year, we get a lot of complaints from neighbors, particularly about loud music, under the influence behavior and scantily clad women. Its like multiple strip clubs opening up on every block every year.
As I pulled up, I could see the homeowner through the window. A young white woman. Half naked. Who seemed to be in a pretty good mood because she was twerking...showing off all her assets.
I could also see lots and lots of spirit bottles and hear lots and lots of loud music. It appears the noise complaint was legitimate. This woman clearly doesn't have any respect for her neighbors. It seems as though I'll have to teach her some. This lady is about to get in some real trouble.