U Get Straight A's If U Suck This Dick Rite🏫📚

I got a job teaching at the big college down here and lemme tell u, teaching getting more and more stressful each year, I swear.

These students bad asl and they be tryna play you. Lying about submitting homework, talkin when the whole class can hear on zoom calls, arguing about grades.

And this girl Miss Robinson (they call her Sin cuz she bad asl) the worst. She always doin the least work, barely show up, be on her phone when she do show up, and then wonder why she failing.

She been bothering me wit voicemails and emails for weeks askin me to look at her grade again. I been pushin this back cuz I already kno she aint got no reason for me to change her grade. But we supposed to meet next week or whatever. Tonight I just wanna relax....but why the light in my spot on...?