Nasty Nurse Joslyn Makes Everything Feel Better!

I don't know what the fuck happened. Just YESTERDAY I was just chillin, playin video games and smokin wit the homies. Havin a good ass time you know?

And now today? I woke up and I'M SICK AFFF!! Like I'm BEDRIDDEN. I had to call off work and everything! Ain't been this sick in a minute!

I been coughing and sneezing all fuckin day. Went through like 4 rolls of toilet tissue already, I been blowin my nose so much! And the stuff I'm coughin up? You don't even wanna see that bro.

I don't even want to THINK of what this might be. But I got hella fluids and medicine and I been tryin to eat too, but I can't even keep anything down.

Shit, I think I mite even be hallucinating. Even wit the way I'm feelin, I keep thinking about big milky white titties!

I can't even rub one out right now cuz I'm so tired! Who knew coughin and sneezing was so exhausting?? I think that a nap might be a good idea. Lemme close my eyes for a few hours and hopefully when I wake up I'll feel better.