Mean Girl Gets The BBC Treatment She Deserves!

This girl Amara can be a bitch sometimes. I've seen the stuff she says to her boyfriend and its rude AF.

She calls him pathetic. A loser. A small, tiny man. A cuck. Not nice at all right? And the thing is, this guy buys this bitch any and everything she asks for because he thinks that if he does that she'll treat him better. Kinda feel sorry for him.

And I guess she does too cuz she told me that all the trash she was talkin to him is affecting his job. That's like the first time I heard her say she felt bad for him!

But if this is her bein sympathetic, she got a weird way of showing it. Cuz right after she said all that stuff about her boyfriend feelin bad, she asked me to come over and do what I do. Its like she gets off on this stuff.

But IDGAF. If she wants me to cum & help her out...I'm definitely down!

Nasty Nurse Joslyn Makes Everything Feel Better!

I don't know what the fuck happened. Just YESTERDAY I was just chillin, playin video games and smokin wit the homies. Havin a good ass time you know?

And now today? I woke up and I'M SICK AFFF!! Like I'm BEDRIDDEN. I had to call off work and everything! Ain't been this sick in a minute!

I been coughing and sneezing all fuckin day. Went through like 4 rolls of toilet tissue already, I been blowin my nose so much! And the stuff I'm coughin up? You don't even wanna see that bro.

I don't even want to THINK of what this might be. But I got hella fluids and medicine and I been tryin to eat too, but I can't even keep anything down.

Shit, I think I mite even be hallucinating. Even wit the way I'm feelin, I keep thinking about big milky white titties!

I can't even rub one out right now cuz I'm so tired! Who knew coughin and sneezing was so exhausting?? I think that a nap might be a good idea. Lemme close my eyes for a few hours and hopefully when I wake up I'll feel better.

Studying BIG BLACK DICK Is Way More Fun Than Math!

School's such a joke. They make you learn all this useless stuff about Math and Chemistry and a bunch of other stuff that you will never ever use in your life! Meanwhile we never learn about credit, how to file taxes, or other USEFUL stuff. Thank goodness for the Pythagorean Theorem though right?

I have a HUGE math test tomorrow and this is really important if I want to graduate from high school and finally leave this stupid school behind. So math is what I'm studying now. Yay! Or at least TRYING to study.

I left my house because my sisters were being SO LOUD and I came to my friend Veronica's house. Finally! Some peace and quiet! Or at least I thought so. Yeah its starting to look like one of those days!

What I didn't know before I got to Veronica's was that our ANNOYING friend B was going to be there. IDK why she's even friends with him, he's so annoying. He's in the same class but he's not even studying. Instead he's watching this stupid basketball game LOUD AF.

Its not even his house but he's just posted on the couch yelling and talking to the TV about this game. HELLO? THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU! I swear if he doesn't turn this stupid game off then me and him are gonna fight.

I Would Never Cheat On You Baby...

My boyfriend, Garrison Miles Phillips the 3rd, is so fuckin clingy. Always talking about his stupid family and money. You'd think with all this money and that long name he would be more confident. But he's not. He's an insecure little dick loser. And he's really starting to piss me off.

Every second he's texting me. And if I don't respond in 5 minutes...another text. And if I don't respond to that. He calls. Again. And again. And again. I can't take it.

I mean I can understand WHY he's so jealous. We haven't had sex in forever. I'm always on my phone...texting...I'm sure he's caught a glimpse of some of the names....he asked who Branden was the other day and I had to tell him he was a friend from high school who was in town. Then he got so jealous and angry and sad all at the same time. He's so pathetic.

And the truth is Branden is just a friend from high school...a friend with a BIG BLACK COCK. One that I NEED in my mouth...in my pussy...in my asshole.

Maybe if Garrison had a BBC like Branden then I would answer his calls more...spend more time with him...just do...more.

But he doesn't. He has a small dick. And he's annoying. And like I said, I am sick of it. But he doesn't know that. There are some perks to dating lil Garrison. So tonight, I told him that me and the girls were hanging out. But actually...I'm hanging out with Branden. I even told Branden to bring that mask he always used to wear. If lil Garrison wants to be jealous so bad...let me give him something to be jealous about.

My Best Friend's Girl Has Needs...And What She Needs Is BIG BLACK DICK!

Do you know somebody who you're really cool with, but they are always doin the dumbest stuff? Thats how I feel about my homie Jacob. Jacob is a cool white boy who I met in college. He's a party animal and crazy AF, which are a couple reasons why we became cool with each other...and he's a decent dude most of the time. But Jacob sometimes doesn't know how to turn his crazy switch off.

Today for example. Dude is supposed to be chillin with his girl Skylar. I met her a few times and she fuckin perfect. Pretty ass face, the perfect height, got a phat bubble booty and she got some big STUPID Titties. A girl her size ain't supposed to have titties that big. She's fine AF. Jacob don't know this...but I think about Skylar a lot. If he knew the things I wanna do to her he might be a lil upset.

Or maybe not. Cuz that's how a normal dude would be. A normal dude would be suckin them titties and fuckin her in every hole every night. But Jacob? Jacob is an idiot sometimes. He's kinda popular so girls love him and he loves them back. He's a man whore. I've seen him fuck girls who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. And this is while he's got this sexy ass big titty bitch at home! It don't make no sense.

But you know how the saying goes: bros before hoes. I gotta cover for my boy even when he's fuckin the female equivalent of Mcdonald's while he's got fuckin Filet Mignon at home. And today is one of those days I gotta cover. Jacob is with this girl Sarah. Sarah is hot, don't get me wrong but she ain't no Skylar. But Jacob needed me to grab some stuff from his spot cuz he knew Skylar was gonna be there and he didn't wanna run into her because he knew she wouldn't let him leave out if she saw him. So that's where I come in. I'm bout to head to his spot and grab his stuff for him. He said Skylar was there so hopefully she don't make a big deal out of him not showing up. She seem like a really sweet girl.

But if she needs a shoulder to cry on...I mean Jacob is my boy...but...just the thought of her...I KNOW her pussy tight and that head fire....I know I said bros before hoes but...we'll see what happens.

Being A Good Neighbor Means Blowing My Dick & Cleaning My Ass!

Bro I cannot wait to move! I was feelin this condo at first, but these dudes been trippin! They always giving out fines for playing music too loud, elevators always broke, they complaining about the smell from smoking and they keep fuckin up my mail!

Worst part, they nosy AF. I'm pretty sure that them seeing me with a camera along with a different half naked fine ass girl walkin around every few days has got them puttin two and two together. Every time the lady at the front desk gives me the evil eye like I'm face fuckin her daughter. She keep lookin at me crazy and I will.

I already put in some applications, and I'm just sittin here tryna stay sane. But this building just won't stop fuckin wit me!

I had ordered some stuff a few days ago and was wondering if I was gonna have to yell at somebody for losing another package when I got a knock on my door. And when I opened it....a sexy, sexy mami. The sexy mami from the apartment a few floors below! I remember seein her a few times, wondering what them sexy lips feel like.

So this sexy lady is holding a package...and I was waiting for a package...and that package is open...and inside that package...I don't even need to see it. It's one of my masks. And the way she lookin at me....I think I know where this is going....

Eliza's Got No Choice But To Be MESMERIZED By Nerd's Big Black Dick!

Oh my gosh guys! I'm so freakin excited today! Because I finally did it! And I know it's gonna pay off!

You're probably confused so lemme explain! So my sister is friends with this BEAUTIFUL GIRL named Eliza! She's so hot! She's got such a beautiful face like an angel and the prettiest eyes and the most perfect body! I've had a crush on her forever but she never really talks to me. But I know she likes me! Me and her could make some really pretty babies!

And I KNOW she wants to have babies with me because I'm so thoughtful! I found ALL of Eliza's favorite movies and her favorite foods from her social media! I went through ALL her pictures and videos! I was on her snapchat daily! And I saw everything and I prepared all of it! I cued up the best parts of the movies, ordered all this cool food and beverages and then I hacked my sisters phone and pretended to be her and messaged Eliza and told her to come over so she can see everything I did for her! Now the hacking part might impress her...she knows I'm smart (my sister calls me her "nerd brother" very funny) but I don't think Eliza knows HOW smart I am!

I've invented a ton of cool stuff that I could make a ton of money on! And I'm going to show some of them to Eliza too! I know it'll impress her! I've been waiting for this for so long....I can't wait til Eliza is so impressed by all this that she falls in love with me and lets me touch her...caress her tenderly...she deserves only the sweetest kind of love and I can't wait to give it to her....

Middle Eastern Genie Grants Kinky Gamer's Wishes!

Bro with all this time I've got at home, I've been spending a lot more time playing video games. With all the high tech graphics, new consoles and all that, its the perfect time to slide back in.

There was this game I remember called Kings of Persia or something. It was one of my faves and they just made a remake and its freakin amazing! Graphics crazy! Some of these characters are sexy AFFFF! I been playing this game non stop, researching it, trying to find all the secrets, when I stumbled on this forum, and BRO. I was blown away!

So in this forum, this one guy said that there's a code that will bring one of the main characters, this sexy ass genie named Jezebeth to life! Sounds crazy right??? But the way the code looks...and the way that this game is set up...I think that this just might be real. Imagine a genie. A sexy genie...one who'll do whatever you say...your very own Middle Eastern sex slave.

That sounds too good to not even try right? And try, try, try is what I been doing. I've been trying to recreate it for weeks now and I think I finally figured it out. There's this patch I had to put into the code and all sorts of technical stuff and it looks good. It looks really good.

That genie Jezebeth look good too. I used to beat my meat to her too...so this would be a fuckin fantasy to have her come to life....and if she come to life, best believe Im cumming too.